

While reading that headline, I was expecting either:
a) resigned after being arrested for blowing coke up other men’s bums in late-night park orgy.
b) resigns after claims of sexual assault on students still learning their ABCs.
It’s usually something like that with these people.
Yeah, I gotta get with the times.
Joining a white supremecy group; it’s the new “I had an affair with a minor of the same sex and deny all of it.”