Hey, I know this spot! That building in the background is the studio where they film for Hot Ones. No big deal, they’ve got a contractor on speed dial for whenever it needs replacement.

Same way as usual, pearl-clutchers latch onto it as a way to incite moral panic.

Damn you Bibi!

I’d prefer a resolution for a national day of forgetting Tuberville. Every day. Forever.

He does the first and last out of spite rather than necessity and satisfies the middle by adding “to dogs” at the end.

I think this means we’re at the stage where he’s decided it makes more sense to list off all the crimes he’s not doing.

List complete.

Two birds with one stone, really. Each one that doesn’t make it home is another who no longer needs food, clothing, housing, and medical care. All it will cost is several orders of magnitude more than just providing those goods or services directly.

The scramble for an effective new distraction continues. There’s always room for a little more middle-east forever war even after you’ve had your fill.

Can’t read it now without hearing this (YouTube) / (alternative link on Nadeko invidious mirror) though.

A hollow voice says "Nerd".

Move over, cancer and space travel, science has something important to do. I recommend that we put together a team of independent observers to monitor this developing situation.

Not exactly. It’s one of those skibidi rizz whippersnapper things.

The devious lick…was a destructive social media trend in which…students posted videos of themselves stealing, vandalizing, or displaying items they stole…

Wiki page on the subject.

Drop a Switchblade on that Dougan guy. Problem solved, problem staying solved.

Dear Mr. Higgins:

Attached is a letter that we received on September 15, 2025. I feel that you should be aware that some asshole is signing your name to stupid letters.

Very truly yours,

Some Internet User

I’ll do it for him, will get the package in the mail right away. Anyone know if they’re looking for stool, semen, or santorum?

Sure, a person might have said that. They’d have been right about the danger but wrong about our risk tolerance. It’s hard enough to keep people from becoming water balloons in a simple collision on the ground (though things have definitely improved in that regard over the past century). It’s also a much bigger problem to run out of fuel or have an engine failure in midair than on the ground in the vast majority of situations.

Great for making insincere connections with people who take its advice as gospel. Downside: Now you’ve made a connection with someone who takes its advice as gospel.

…drinking my beer! Or eating my lunch for tomorrow. Or half a birthday cake.

Could’ve just said “eating my lunch”, it’s obviously a beer and half of a birthday cake.

This is one of those “unmute to understand” ones if somebody in silent mode is about to paste the title into a search engine.

Gross, my fridge got hit with ransomware again and now all the food inside is encrypted. Time to see if my canned backups are any good.

…Where did I put those backups?