What genuine problem is being solved?

In theory, your phone becomes a perfect multi-tool for every task. Unlock your door, start your car, swipe a credit card, shop for groceries, talk to your mom, book a vacation, apply for a job, show tickets for a concert, yadda yadda yadda.

In practice, it’s a bunch of patch-jobs cobbled together on a grid that’s over-extended and under-maintained. So, rather than a single universal digital gatekey, you get a digital janitor’s keyring with 100 different apps competing for battery life and bandwidth on a platform that goes obsolete every 18 months.

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Talking about Constitutional Law in the modern day feels more and more like you’re becoming a Sovereign Citizen. Waving around a piece of paper and screaming “You don’t have the right to do that!” at a room full of men with tasers and guns and handcuffs.

Haha! Oh boy! I wonder what they’ll talk about?

Man Show S1E01 “Stop Womens’ Suffrage” Skit, maybe?

My face when you were literally in diapers while I was smashing fash.

“13th Disciple” is code for “2nd Judas”

Charlie would be wrestling that guy for the bag of silver coins.

Imagine being Steven Crowder right now.

The idea that a new product aligned to my interests and designed with me in mind would be advertised to me instead of feminine hygiene products or mesothelioma lawsuit ads seemed awesome.

Broadly speaking, the problem with modern American advertisement isn’t the content so much as the volume. Tried to watch a football game a few weeks back and I barely saw any football being played. Every millisecond of screen time and every pixel of screen space that wasn’t a moving football was consumed by ads.

I was at an actual game a year ago, foolishly thinking being there was going to be a better experience. NOPE. Ads on the announcements. Ads at the endzones. Ads painted into the turf. I got solicited to buy shit as I was loading up my ticket and right inside the gate once I was scanned in. The whole interior of the stadium was a mall full of overpriced crap. Seats were branded. The food was branded. I was buying something and I was drowning in people trying to sell me more shit.

I don’t care if every single item on offer is something I might actually want. I can’t fucking breath for it all.

Sounds like there’s a host of details you’re leaving out.

But then that’s a classic Tucker trope.

Tucker’s a smart guy with a clever tongue. He can lay out an exhaustive, reasoned, rationalist case for basic civil liberties. And then he can come back a day later to lay out an exhaustive, reasoned, rationalist case against them.

Just depends on which side of the line he’s standing. Dude’s a talk radio mercenary. He’ll fight for whichever side he thinks will turn him a profit.

Not since Trump flipped on Russia (again). Maybe he’ll feel safer after another Alaska Summit.

Watching Chuck Schumer fight harder to protect Jimmy Kimmel than Hind Rajab.

Liberal politics in a nutshell.

whipping out my Horseshoe Theory graph

So, as you can see, the tips of the horseshoe are where the Russian Propaganda lives.

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Also, any real pilot would be able to explain why flying cars are a bad idea…

Every helicopter pilot can explain why helicopters are dangerous. But they’re all still getting up in the morning to collect a paycheck.

Basically why the grid exists to begin with. You’re not supposed to be solving these engineering problems on a household budget inside a single home.

You’d be better off simply reducing your consumption or finding alternative methods of power (nat gas or maybe wind or geothermal) during the longer winter nights.

If you really want to go crazy, you should consider investing in a bigger home with better insulation and roommates. An apartment/condo block can at least leverage economies of scale, if you’re dead set on DIY. More people benefiting from the setup dilutes the cost per person.

YOU CAN’T SAY THAT ABOUT WHITE PEOPLE!

Thiel’s so high on his own supply that his brain is failing him. Any of the more recent videos of his public speaking show a many who is less and less cognizant of the world around him and more up his own asshole than any human has a right to be.

The guy was always a libertarian-flavored fascist, going back to his early Paypal days. But now that he’s fully enmeshed in the national security state with his Palantir project, he’s getting the weapon’s grade Reagan Era anti-communism directly from the firehose. That, plus the drugs and the orgies and the crazy sleepless jet-setting schedule all topped off with his flirtations in digital immortality. Dude’s brain is cooked like hamburger.

Prayers Up for the big man. He died debating and he shall be rewarded by spending eternity in Debate Valhalla, rising to Debate every day for eternity.

“Do you know how many mass shooters there have been in America over the last 10 years?” one audience member asked Kirk.

“Counting or not counting gang violence,” he replied before being cut off by the gunshot.

What a legend