“I tell you again, it is easier for a camel to fit through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of Heaven.” -Christ
Republicans pretending to be “Christians” never ceases to amuse
Charlie “Empathy is Evil” Kirk?
“13th Disciple” is code for “2nd Judas”
Charlie would be wrestling that guy for the bag of silver coins.
I grew up religious and don’t think I’d heard that. Is it a Catholic thing?
Yes. Remember, they worship Supply Side Jesus, not the one described in the Bible.
Angry Jesus. He is out beating up the gays right now.
The goal of Christianity is to convince Indo-Europeans that they have a divine right to use the entire world and universe as their frontier for the endless pursuit of personal sovereignty. It’s a scam to convince a large portion of the population that they’re in on being a “chosen one” so they’ll coerce themselves into expanding the tax base of whatever the major empire of the time is.
Hear me out in this one, if by disciple they mean Peter who cut off a Romans ear, or Judas who sold out Jesus, or Thomas who doubted Jesus return, then yeah I get it.
Wasn’t Judas the 13th disciple?
Actually, correct me if I’m wrong but that was Matthias who replaced Judas Iscariot after he gave himself a neck stretch.
Yup. He brought the total living disciples back up to 12, but was the 13th to be chosen.
MAGA is a bad book club.
Imagine being Steven Crowder right now.
So true, such a pillar of the community, really an example for everyone to live by. Of course the fucking Libs won’t tell you that cuz they hate freedom but we’re going to fix it. /s
He wouldn’t have needed 30 pieces of silver.
At what point do you admit that you’re just licking assholes?
Judas 2: Electric Bugaloo
Come on, a Palestinian man preaching love and compassion ? The whole lot of them would call him a communist terrorist…
If Jesus came back and came to America, he would be shot within 10 minutes of opening his mouth and 100 years later a new religion would be started with a Glock as it’s symbol.
Who says their God hasn’t already tried to come back dozens of times but he keeps getting bombed because he’s middle eastern
What if the Messiah is like the avatar cycle and every generation the Messiah comes back to teach the world shit.
Reality is meaningless to these people. They just make up whatever, it’s a massive circlejerk.
Hell, surprisingly, still has room for these fuckers.
