Direct butt-to-butt warfare, no trumpets - just like it used to be back in the day.

First of all, trumpet goes up the butt, it is tradition:

Second of all, we already have 2 at home:

(Ok, but this fucks the lock hard, all the paint in them mechanical parts will lock you out for good & you’ll need giant powered dildos drills to destroy it. Keys should be anodised to get them nice colours, not painted.)

After you take 10 thousand showers you unlock the golden one.

The sounding that makes me produce the same sounds as the pins in a lock when you slide the key in.

Dev and QA are usually average folk - the exact thing no individual user actually is :D.

They (devs & QAs) usually aren’t ‘incompetent users’ nor ‘power users’ (unfortunately). But they have a job to do nonetheless.