I guess we’re supposed to look at the guy on the left and instead of thinking “He is in distress,” we’re supposed to think, “He is unfuckable.” And we’re supposed to look at the guy on the right and instead of thinking, “He is going to fuck that other guy,” we’re supposed to think, “He is so fuckable.”
I still don’t get how it isn’t a gay hookup. How are you supposed to read it?
They’re not texting each other, they’re texting their girlfriends
Or boyfriends, the story does not tell…
I guess we’re supposed to look at the guy on the left and instead of thinking “He is in distress,” we’re supposed to think, “He is unfuckable.” And we’re supposed to look at the guy on the right and instead of thinking, “He is going to fuck that other guy,” we’re supposed to think, “He is so fuckable.”
I think it’s gay either way you look at it.
It’s going for “No woman will respect beta left guy’s wussy way of asking to hook up while women love gigachad right guy’s demand for it.”
Ohh. They’re not even texting each other. They’re texting two other dudes. That makes a lot more sense.