Literally 1939

Kanye famously only does things that benefit him

My theory, this is someone deeply deluded who believes that they are multiple different people inhabiting one body. They have come into conflict within themselves of thinking that they are multiple people this requiring multiple toothbrushes and the reality of being one person who only needs one toothbrush.

The logic would be that one toothbrush is capable of serving many more people than the polycule contains.

Kill yourself

Usually the free market place of ideas ensures that the ideas, values and knowledge of all people are refined and weighed against each other. This naturally elevates and expands collective knowledge.

On Lemmy however there are only bad ideas so it works to ensure that everyone is on an equal playing field of truly intellectually deficient opinions. And I’m here for it. Can’t have fun on Reddit like you can on Lemmy.

I’m replying to you and what you said

Are we seriously gonna play the “but what do these words actually mean” card for “illegal” and “immigrant?” Kinda stupid ass takes that give credibility to online age verification. My comment wasn’t a serious definition, it was deliberately drawing attention to the absurdity of asking to define a phrase with a total of two words both of which are highly specific, unambiguous and descriptive of the very thing they mean. At the point where phrases like this need to be rigorously explained and defined, we’re in a “learning the language for the first time and doesn’t actually know what words mean” scenario

Motor oil

Why do you oppose illegal immigration

Someone who immigrated illegally?

Okay I’ll help you make this terrible decision and lend a homie a hand. Have it delivered to your local post office and pick it up from there. Then smuggle it into your house.

That wouldn’t be the alternate reading that would just be “the reading”

My robot vacuum cleaner

The alternate reading of this is that corporations have such a stranglehold over the Italian government that they can get them to commit military assets towards ending strikes.

Imagine giving a fuck about walking next to strangers

The west has fallen

So we’re just trying to stop kids from posting online? What even is the point then

That’s a crash out if I’ve ever seen one

Cool pretty much answered my question there thanks