Archive article: https://archive.is/EfZkV “We don’t have a military full of Nordic pagans,” he said. “No more beards, long hair, superficial individual expression,” he added. “We’re going to cut our hair, shave our beards, and adhere to standards.”

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    6 days ago

    Wait what? This fucktard summoned every General not for a forced loyalty pledge, but because of beards? What in the every loving fuck?

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      “Shit. Everyone figured out we were going to force them to take a loyalty oath to President Pedophile! Now we can’t do that, or we’ll look stupid. Better just talk about beards then. Maybe I can take the opportunity to sell some books.”

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        This. I honestly thought Hegseth was going to make them all take a loyalty oath to Trump or fire a bunch of . . . you know . . . “those” generals. But Hegseth can’t even do a purge properly. Trump didn’t even bother showing up to turn it into a rally.