Ted Cruz pisses his pants because he likes the warm feeling between his legs. Fuck him.

But this isn’t bad reasoning necessarily, to use on a man in the Oval Office with the mental capacity of a 5 year old. Hell it’s the logic I use for my kid some times.

If you do this bad thing to someone are you ok with them doing it to you? No? Then don’t do that.

Pissboy is just getting on Donnie’s level, which admittedly, is very close to his own.