About as coherent as “we defeated Medicare!”

No mention of Futurama? Screw moving the ship, just move the universe around it!

Can’t wait until we bail out most of silicon valley because they’re too big to fail.

Ok? Doesn’t change what I said.

Alright buddy, guess I’m an idiot. I know many people who are religious and don’t bother me with what they believe, Christian, Muslim, Jewish…

I was with you until the last sentence. As someone who is not religious in the slightest, I have no problem with people being religious as long as it’s not forced in me.

I like how north Carolina is to the west of South Carolina. Very intuitive.

Ooo, scorched is a nice change of pace from being slammed.

Michael Jordan stache

So who is providing the prep talk? Hegseth? I hope they laugh him out of the state