Well fork this shit ;-)

56 “…this is the age a man begins to achieve true power in life.”

Melted down into bars and lost somewhere in the Swiss banking system?

I assume he’s just going to swim in a gigantic Scrooge-McDucky vault full of them. Naked, wearing only the power loader from Aliens.

This is so awesome. I can add it to my collection of commemorative Star Wars coins. I bet it’ll appreciate in value 🤣

You may be confused about the way that microphones work ;-)

I’m expecting the barcode license plates any day now after Ben Jordans adversarial noise video.

Awesome 😎

Yeah, can’t say I’ve ever seen the sense in it.

That sucks… but you hit the nail on the head at the end. He doesn’t have much choice, he’s surrounded by it, marinated in it… it will always be easier to choose hate and ignorance. Understanding and compromising take work, MAGA lets you hate almost anything and still be welcomed.

I mean… neurodegenerative diseases suck. To be fair 60ish percent of them were always going to end up yelling at children to get off their lawns.

After eating dinner I’m not feeling great about my comment… but yeah, waiting for them to die and trying to fix the damage is basically my plan.

Personal white noise generators?

I mean lots of old people go quietly insane… the world moves on and doesn’t want their “wisdom.” MAGA feels like a club or a religion, it’s accepting as long as you want to own the libs or whatever.

It’s a simple version of America that feels like the good old 50/60’s… family values, beating the communists.

To answer your question, I tell myself they will be dead soon. We need to focus on saving the country, not our folks. Let them go.

Beta testing the residual self image filter… your boobies have been inserted into the matrix.

Autocorrect? Feels like I’ve been drafted this iOS beta cycle.

I can’t possibly be the best choice to train their new AI. I failed every English class but one.

Oh man… I just got nostalgic for Bush Jr.

Is it getting cold in here or is it just me? ;-)

That one kills me… I couldn’t even get U400 or however it goes. My doctors all blew off their chemistry prerequisites so they couldn’t fathom another human being keeping track of different concentrations.

Pens designed so a literal blind person can work it out by shape :-(

Ah well… it just adds to my country’s rich history of nonsensical metrics.

At a demonstration of the drones at AcadeMir Preparatory High School in South Miami-Dade, the company showed how the drones are capable of using what the company calls “kinetic energy hits” to knock someone over.

I can’t even with this shit 😝

Snort idea.

Nailed it! Anyone have more cocaine?

I think that truckload should be the new standard unit for ~30 anit-vaxxers.

I propose the we call it T sub L as a challenge to the poor folks still trying to write Fediverse mobile clients ;-)

Delightful :-) Thanks for the link. There’s a bunch of facing tidbits there.

British officers being required to sport a stache might be my favorite so far.