Bug in the English language. 🤣

Or maybe “yeah, right”

then I have good news for you: https://linuxiac.com/ladybird-browser-team-selects-swift-as-preferred-language/

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tankie

also several places at which I’ve worked on business-internal software, including my current job

GitLab, I am not sure if their own installation hits all points (depends on what you define as “big tech involvement” maybe), but if you self-host it, certainly.

Parties choose whom to nominate as ministers.

I’m not a voter in Denmark and not familiar with Danish politics; this kind of thing would certainly cause me to vote for a different party.

apparently nominally a member of a social-democratic party

When I was younger, I believed that social-democratic parties were better than conservative ones on matters of civil liberties. I stand corrected on that.