In the same instance, they have also blasted the Olympic committee for not delivering trump a gold medal for the 200m sprint, for which he is equally qualified and entitled.

There’s already a list of people we need to watch out for. Let’s see it.

The dog (who is called Muffin) is saying “Let me merge”

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He’s like Scooby Doo who would do anything for a Scooby Snack, or Kel who would do anything for orange soda.

Except Trump won’t do anything. Like he literally won’t do anything. He’ll just say he did something amazing and then shit his diaper and retreat back into his mansion.

Penny counters who don’t like paying for storage

Dude’s drawn like the grandad from Desmond’s.

Oh, didn’t realize this. Had a rolling sub which I never bothered to cancel as I very occasionally watch with mates, but have now cancelled it.

RavenDb like “Yeh and?”

Japan’s population crisis is caused by its young people being too overworked and overcharged to want to have children. Their population by age is becoming very top-heavy which means that the young are paying a lot to keep the old alive.

The solution to this (apart from don’t get into such a situation) is to import young workers to even out your population spread and to raise wages in line with the cost of living and raising a family.

They appear to be shouting “Damn foreigners! Coming over here and making all our elderly live longer than we can economically support them! Overworking our breeding generation so they don’t want kids! Curse those foreigners!”

It hurt itself in its confusion doing exactly as it was told by the orange diaper man

9.5 Simple Children

Oh no

What you mean after spending $$$ on covering up the crowd booing the shit out of them for the last decade plus?

Even Graham Norton thought it was taking the piss this year. “I don’t know what you’re all hearing at home, but this is a very energetic reception”

I once posted on some Reddit sub that my local government is Liberal Democrat and some shitizen went off on how stupid I am and how that doesn’t even make sense. I don’t live in the US, and Liberal Democrat is the name of a party where I am 🤷‍♂️

When will someone invade and take all the oil free America from this extremist militia?

I think it’s probably his chat history they’re after

After Life. Great show mixing serious subjects with Ricky Gervais style silliness.

How about you Prime Video subscription?

Yes, we have it

Great! Let’s watch

You have to pay £12.99 for it

What? I already pay you monthly! Why?!

Because fuck you.