Approved

I think that’s called “Heisenberg’s Uncertain SQL Injection Principle”

(one of my favorite memes)

It’s just like using MongoDB instead of a structured database!

I’m sure they’ll find bullet casings with ANTIFA messages written on them (suspiciously in Kash Patel’s handwriting)

Get popcorn ready

Upload the entire Linux kernel, then submit the “fixed” code as a PR to Linus.

Enjoy popcorn