We had a cat who loved when we’d turn the lights on and off before bed, and we think he eventually thought we could control the sun, too, because he’d yell at us when his window spot wasn’t sunny enough for his liking.

It’s all the Halo he played, obviously.

They use AWS and specifically design their software to be able to dynamically scale, ever since Wandavision crashed their playback.

Is it possible that they never entertained having to make their cancellation page scalable? Sure. Is it more likely that they intentionally haven’t made it scalable? Yes.