If we put everything shitty thing he is in there he’s gonna end up with a title like a Game of Thrones character

Donnie gonna walk in with a stack of little Caeser’s and a 2 liter of Dr. Thunder to “show our appreciation”.

Figured in all likelihood this was either going to be something fucking disastrous or the most asinine bullshit possible. Nothing in the middle, just either “fuck it, civil war time” or whiskeyleaks found the ‘call the banners’ button and just could not fucking contain himself.

Hopefully it does indeed prove to be the latter, like it sounds to be.

Edit - also love that they picked the most b list supervillain photo possible for him

As he gets paler and more sickly looking, the contrast between the cheeto dust and his natural complexion gets more pronounced.

It’s also worth noting that it’s pretty much the only OTC painkiller you’re allowed to take while pregnant, so

A. I would imagine the percentage of people who’ve taken it at least once while pregnant is staggeringly high, to such a point that this would be very difficult to adequately establish causation and

B. They are, once again, just screwing over pregnant people

RFK is a crunchy parenting facebook group that has somehow achieved sentience.