Dayum.

This is crazy accurate. How many bikes must you have seen!?

This one feels like it’s in motion. It’s cool.

This is like the lefty-facing one below combined with the Dr. Seuss guy above. This could be a way of matching partners…?

Left-facing and spray-painted. Really throwing a curveball here.

I love that this one’s frame is attached directly to the tops of the tires.

I like this one, because the others make me feel bad about myself.

Presumably on the Smart Clock?

Agreed, actually. That’d be a more understandable, straightforward mix-up. Ol’ Jordie set out to vindicate Freud’s entire life’s work in a single night’s sleep. And probably Jung and a bunch of other people I’m not familiar with. The quote read to me like a hilariously twisted, Wish.com attempt at reproducing something like Memories, Dreams, Reflections.

Alexander McQueen X Charlie Kirk collab

People using my name repeatedly like that creeps me out to no end.

You know what they say: “a bush in the hand…”

After directly inspiring their eugenics efforts.

Ghetto Gadaffi could also work. 🤞

Quick, what are some ways to get a girl to say the number 95?

Pretty sure this is why we eat them so much. To control the population. It’s fucking self-preservation. Look at this eldritch fucking bullshit:

And that one’s still a baby!

I never forgot.