Tomtits

Nah, I don’t know you, I’ve got no reason to put you down

It wasn’t even meant as an insult. I came from Reddit where any sarcastic comment needed an /s because the majority of redditors are too stupid to acknowledge sarcasm or irony

It’s 2025 and dial up still exists

Mind = dial up sounds

You’re one of those people who rely on the “/s” aren’t you

Make Alzheimer’s Great Again

Relevant?

https://www.dw.com/en/munich-police-deployed-after-explosion-investigation-underway/a-74194643

Since when has Trump given a shining shite about what the US citizens think?

I’d just use a sock and slap it on the screen

Ahhh yeah that one.

I’m not American so I didn’t get the Kirk reference.

Thought it was on about the loud bald one

Was that S27E04?

I guess I got the wrong end of the stick for 05 being delayed?

You reckon they delayed the episode about Kirk to thrash something else together so they could release that instead?

I never understood why certain people wear never pulling a sickie as a badge of honour

I had this, it was called Stop n Grow

I eventually got used to and, even liked the taste

Scraping the barrel on excuses here now Donad

It’s probably an old mine collapsing

Was she expecting

“Welcome to Costco, I love you”?

If you’re scared of another language it just means you’re a puta gordo