I’m in Texas, so mine currently says “Free Porn Here”. In the past it was always some snarky bullshit. My buddy’s is “FBI Mobile Team” or something similar. I think he’s had one about the DEA in the past.

So nothing funny or clever about Wi-Fi or networking, but definitely not normal names.

They’re already excusing it saying it’s so that she can’t plead the fifth when she gets subpoenaed for cases against people she trafficked for.

I only comport myself with liquor.

I’m a white dude who has never been called Hitler. But I comport myself with empathy and dignity. Well, empathy anyway.

Ha, yeah. I wasn’t thinking about it. It’ll just stay as a list starting with 400 then.

You’re awesome for letting me know for next time.

400. But don’t be fooled. Between brain, bones, and waste you’ll only get get 200 double quarter pounders out of them. A little more if you add beef or pork fat to make them juicy.

ETA: I have no fucking clue what is going on with the formatting.

It’s easier to do and say a bunch of bullshit than it is to counter it.