I hate the country like I hate my galvanized plumbing. It’s based on archaic, inaccurate ideas and it’s ruining the entire house so I’m replacing it with functional plumbing. Until then, I still need it to carry my piss and shit away.

As opposed to the other news sources in the country which are pure pro-corporate bias.

Sounds like you don’t need it, consider giving it to a charity that can actually do some good with it.