Who YOU gonna call? Trace Busters?

CRMs go in, but they do not easily come out. ESPECIALLY Salesforce.

Maybe instead of a Nobel, there’s national scale Darwin Awards?

This is what happens when csuite starts huffing marketing’s farts without anyone from CX in the room to explain how this was all gonna end.

If there’s no backpay, think they’ll demand back taxes?

Correct. The law is now Calvinball.

“I’m escaping to the one place that hasn’t been corrupted by capitalism…SPAAAAAYCE!”

And my axe!

Yeah, he was. He’s dead now and the new management and the principles only worship the Line.

Praise the Line, for it must go up! BLOOD FOR THE LINE GOD.

A wise therapist once told me “never challenge worse”.

Also, things will get worse before they get better worse.

It is in a gerontocracy.

Come visit me in Vancouver where a two bedroom rents for 3700 on average and avg home price is 1.2m. ‘Avg home’ being a 750sq foot condo with $350/month strata(HOA) fees.

We used to live in Montreal and thought that was pricey when we saw rents hit $2000. I do anything for that kind of rent:space ratio now.