Warning suicide mention:
I messed up a suicide attempt really badly and it caused me to have retrograde amnesia for a long time.

So i made a deal with myself and the past version i no longer knew to never attempt it again as they didnt deserve to cease to exist for the pain they were going through.
Now if i am feeling truly that level of depressed i reach out to at least 3 people that care about me. It reminds me that i have them and they usually help me through.

I know you are getting downvoted but you found an insane oniony article. Seriously this reads like one of the Onion’s laziest shitposts to show how annoying Karens are… And its real.

I personally never believed it existed. And maybe I’m jaded by the consistency but games that are great but dont already have a franchise dont come back. Someone just buys the name and puts it on their barely similar game it feels.

The marketing comes first the game comes later. I don’t play marketing.

Man that “article” is just AI reading a thread poorly.

You know what? The future is probably not PC handhelds then. Android is having its own sideloading issues but the real difference between an android based handheld and the premium PC ones is the ability to play AAA games and stuff with anti cheat but i personally… Dont really care to play those games these days. They suck.

We now have steam for android emulators and Valve is working on their own.
Have you seen what $200 will get you in that space? The Anbernic RG556 has an AMOLED screen and then all the functional usefulness of an android 13 phone. With hall effect sticks and triggers attached.

If we want small lighter devices we need small lighter games and to push studios to make them if they want to sell to us.

Any game like vampire survivors.
Passive bullet hells.

Literally people say its the thing they play when they dont have the energy for something else the way that people use fast food to replace cooking.
Easy to spin up and there are so many knockoffs that are “fine” but barely different.

It’s easy and pretty much automatic but filled with dopamine giving stimuli even if it wears off really fast. It makes it about as addictive as fast food too.

It was originally aired weekly on a schedule like real TV for that gameboy with a crank looking console, Playdate.

That console constantly feels like arts thesis projects.

Nope. There is an overarching story happening if you want to pay attention but they just recorded a bunch of absurdist content and charge you to watch it in their own software.

Its like a streaming platform where you literally have to watch the previous episode to get the next.

Its about watching FMVs made by the team that made Thank Goodness you’re Here.

Essentially you are paying a one time fee to the weirdest streaming platform ever.

I mean the peasants back at home are running out of spending money. You wont get a paycheck not selling out.

Who cares if you only perform for oligarchs and slave owners. Got to get paid for making them feel like classic American.

Rulli discussed the Charlie Kirk shooting, the only school shooting Republicans have cared about.

That line hits so hard.

Well there goes Elon’s Doordash. Definitely not getting that $10 tip now.

Woah woah… I figured this was not the original title and i was right!

He plans to “no longer” shout at his wife. Not, “not”.

He was already going ham on her. He is just gonna scale it back now that Charlie Kirk is dead.

I dont like the answers cause they are as accurate as an LLM and i am referring to a file in the data dump that was redacted that is of Trump buying a woman from Epstein and you keep linking to another victim of Epstein instead as if its the same thing.

You literally are not paying attention and acting smug about it.
Also that last line is so ridiculous.

You don’t read the things you link, i am taking it.
Thats literally the reverse of what i am talking about.

See its ok to say you dont know and converse. And we literally dont know from redactions.
I don’t know what I’m bothering with here. You are wrong.

No see she was sold to Prince Andrew.
Silly bot. I want the woman who was sold to Trump. $22,500 in the book of burthday letters.

Hey siri,

Find me the name of the woman Trump bought from Epstein.

A bunch of people see that their government is full of pedophiles and predators but are untouchable so they decide to attack people they think they can get their hands on to feel like they have power and think any mistakes and murders they commit wrongly are justified if they even get one pedophileis not a type of vigilantism i am fine with.

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2013/oct/29/vigilante-murder-paedophile-bristol-bijan-ebrahimi

He was quizzed at a police station but officers soon realised he was blameless and released him. By then rumours had begun circulating in the Brislington area that he was a child abuser and two days later he was murdered.

A neighbour, Lee James, 24, beat Ebrahim unconscious and then with the help of his friend Stephen Norley, also 24, dragged him into the street. He was doused with white spirits and set on fire.

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2023-06-17/albert-thorn-guilty-of-bradley-lyons-murder-lakes-entrance/102426248

The attack on Mr Lyons stemmed from Stefani’s belief that his landlord was sexually abusing children.

No evidence was ever provided to corroborate his opinion, and prosecutors in court labelled them “flimsy claims”.

On the afternoon Mr Lyons was attacked, the gang of four balaclava-clad men led by Thorn armed themselves with a metal pole and a sawn-off shotgun, and took turns beating him.

The court heard Stefani organised the attack with Thorn, and put out a cigarette in Mr Lyons’ eye.  Thorn then backed his mother’s Toyota Corolla up to the front door of the house, and Mr Lyons was bound, thrown into the boot and taken to Thorn’s mother’s property.

And Trump is just doing what he has to, to make the world great again right? Every bad action is easily excused cause sometimes you have to beat people, torture them and burn them to find out you made a whoopsie. So what. Just another person. But think of how badass it would be to be so powerful to kill another person because you feel better about it.
Really great logic.