Hossenfeffer

Most of the stuff you interact with daily is much more easily measured in feet and inches vs meters and centimeters…

… only if it’s what you’re used to.

If you’re drinking scotch you’re drinking whisky not whiskey.

IMPORTANT SCIENCE IS BEING DONE!

I have a dishwasher, why do I need a clothes washer as well?

Tribal mentality. A lot of people conform to the ‘Hate them… not you though, you’re one of ours’ mindset.

“Fucking hate poofs. Not Barry though, he grew up around here, he’s alright.”

“We should shoot all the [insert racist bollocks here]. Not Abdul who runs the corner shop though, he calls me ‘boss’ when I go in.”

Etc. If only their sense of tribe extended a bit further.

Sweet baby Cheezus, the fucking noobs here, man.

Right way around.
Inside out.
Back to front.
Inside out and back to front.

That’s just one pair, nimrod.