I’d rather not fuck an entire website, but if I have to…

unzips pants

Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines.

I am [serious. And] . But (say it with me) stop calling don’t call me Shirley.

Shoutout to Anna.

It’s should’ve been “What’s the New Mary Jane”

Excel

I know, I just couldn’t GET it.

This is now canon in my head.

GONNA

Ok. I still have no idea how to do that.

You might as well have blocked my informational murder porn and asked me “how do you tame a horse in Minecraft” because I have no idea.

Thank you, though.

I did that but it was blocks of wood and not sticks.

Gave up at this part.