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  • sorter_plainview@lemmy.today
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    22 days ago

    You know hackers in the movies are very polite and care for their user. When they are hacking or wiping the disk they show proper progress. That is much better user experience than many corporate products. Be like hackers in the movie.

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    I guess you could add some sleep(1) inbetween

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      Needs to be a sleep(3) and sleep(5) between the last ones just to add suspense

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        22 days ago
        sleep $(( 1 + $RANDOM % 5 ))
        
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          22 days ago

          No it has to be controlled suspense.

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      This is Python. It’s already show enough.

      • ripcord@lemmy.world
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        That’s not python

        • gigachad@piefed.social
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          22 days ago

          It’s valid Python code though, the semicolons will run but are unnecessary

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