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IO 😇@lemmy.blahaj.zone to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 14 days ago

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    Solitaire these days has Xbox integration, XP, levels, achievements, collectibles, events, ads, payment system, subscriptions for making it ad free, cheats behind a paywall, … It’s a bit silly.

    • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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      Next up: Lootboxes for Minesweeper.

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      The version on my Android is so simple it’s hard to believe it’s still out there. It’s not even listed in my App store, no idea how I’ll ever get it again.

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        Export the apk via adb and then install it from the file on future devices?

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      You shouldn’t feel alone just because you’re solitaire

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    Wait until you see the solitaire game I’ll definitely 100% make after I finish this class on C I’m taking this quarter!

    /s

    Yeah, I would never want to make a game in C when things like Python or Godot exist.

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      You’ll never fit the game in the boot sector of a floppy disk if you write it in python.

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        Oh no, how will we play it on modern hardware if we can’t put it in the boot sector of a floppy disk

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          Just insert the disk.

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            That’s what she said

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      I suppose not a problem if you don’t want any innovation in the engine of the game and just want to re-skin something someone else made.

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        I don’t see how if I were to make a basic solitaire game why I’d want to innovate in the game engine, personally.

        Maybe for a different game, but why would I put in that much effort in a game you can probably download thousands of different versions/reskins of on your smart fridge?

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      https://github.com/mpereira/tty-solitaire

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      O_o

      I fear for the future of programming

  • katy ✨@piefed.blahaj.zone
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    meanwhile pysol fan club edition has about 50 types of card games and takes 230 kilobytes of ram

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      I like it, but kept running into weird bugs (and I think dependency issues) with different versions of python.

      Kpatience for me.

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        gonna try kpatience; i need a good one for my mum who plays microsoft solitaire all the time (i want to switch her since windows is losing security updates)

        have you tried the flatpak pysol? that’s what i have; installed through linux mint software manager and it works great.

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          Yeah (on the flatpak) although I still had a problem, and don’t remember what/why.

          Kpatience is nice.

          Also I have a fundamental problem with pysol wins being just “you did it. Click OK”.

          Those bouncing cards in Windows sol.exe were early computer dopamine addiction that sold millions of computers.

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            i just got kpatience too since i hadn’t heard about it before and i agree, i love it more. i’m still getting used to it though. i love the downloadable packs though!

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    What the heck is the thing on the right side of the picture? There’s a horse on the left and a what? A robot?

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      I take it you didn’t play MechWarrior 2 growing up?

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        You would be 100% correct

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      That would be a Timber Wolf I suspect.

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        or a Mad Cat if you are not clanner scum!

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          Watch your genetically inferior tongue, Freebirth!

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            big talk from smoked jaguar!

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        Thank you for the linked explanation!

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        It’s a cow. The ASCII art is used in a lot of different CLI projects

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      It’s a cow on the left. It has udders. It’s from cowsay

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    Youngins. They’re talking about the entirety of Windows and calling it all a solitaire game. EG - Windows 98’s minimum requirement was 16 MB, and 95’s was 4 MB.

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    There are good open source puzzle and solitaire games that are not resource hogs.

    No solitaire but I strongly recommend Simon Tatham’s Portable Puzzle Collection.

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