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carrylex@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 8 days ago

on 3 billion devices

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on 3 billion devices

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carrylex@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 8 days ago
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  • Arthur Besse@lemmy.ml
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    grainy photo of a sticker saying "NaN Billion Devices Run Jav"

  • LaggyKar@programming.dev
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    According to https://www.oracle.com/java/technologies/java-se-support-roadmap.html, Java 8 Extended Support will end in December 2030

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      The universe ends December 2030

      • Mwa@thelemmy.club
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        imagine if this was the date

        • martinb@lemmy.sdf.org
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          Imagine if it was the cause!?

          • Mwa@thelemmy.club
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            Could be

    • PenguinJazz@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      With about 5 asterisks next to it, and indefinite sustaining support. I don’t think Java 8 is going to die even after the universe ends.

    • skuzz@discuss.tchncs.de
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      They’ll probably extend it at least through the 2038 bug.

  • Mwa@thelemmy.club
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    all the minecraft players still using java 8 for pvping on 1.8.9

  • KairuByte@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    I miss SrGrafo…

    • jol@discuss.tchncs.de
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      Where did he go

      • KairuByte@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        Still on Reddit I believe.

  • relativestranger@feddit.nl
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    somewhere off in the distance i hear a familiar jingle: ‘3 billion strong… and growing’

  • 17lifers@sopuli.xyz
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    that statistic of java running on 3 billion devices is because of j2me phones

    • Fuck u/spez@sh.itjust.works
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      And that was in 2013. Weren’t most of those devices feature phones?

      • anomnom@sh.itjust.works
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        iPhone came out on in 2007, smartphones took over pretty fast after that. Motorola Droid in 2009 and Nexus one in early 2010.

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    Shoot, I got paid to write a brand new Java 8 application… in 2020

    • meliaesc@lemmy.world
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      My team was just handed a Java 1.2 codebase, we are deploying it (mostly as is) to production next week.

      • _stranger_@lemmy.world
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        Make sure you enable the right flags on the JVM, such as this one:

    • QuazarOmega@lemy.lol
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      B-but why?

      • marlowe221@lemmy.world
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        Uh… the customer is always right?

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          Fair enough, though I’d imagine there’s some actual platform constraint to force using an old version for a new project

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            Yeah, that’s what it was. The software was going to be deployed to a range of aircraft of various ages and the oldest ones only supported Java 8.

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    But why?

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      Oracle’s incompetence.

    • carrylex@lemmy.worldOP
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      In short: Money

      Long story: Legacy

      The really long story: They added a bunch of stuff in that version and it’s the last LTS before they removed a bunch of other stuff and a lot of companies are just too lazy to update their 10 year old crappy software.

      The end.

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        I thought the main reason was that they changed the license

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          That might be true but there’s OpenJDK so they still don’t have that as much of an excuse

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      Minecraft Java edition

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        If you rebuild the JVM inside Minecraft is it then Java Minecraft Edition? 🤔

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    Should have asked about CoBOL

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