Lee Duna@lemmy.nz to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 days agoIf the apocalypse does come today (or perhaps tomorrow) less than half of Americans believe they will go to heavenwww.independent.co.ukexternal-linkmessage-square42linkfedilinkarrow-up1158arrow-down16
arrow-up1152arrow-down1external-linkIf the apocalypse does come today (or perhaps tomorrow) less than half of Americans believe they will go to heavenwww.independent.co.ukLee Duna@lemmy.nz to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 days agomessage-square42linkfedilink
minus-squareSoftestSapphic@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up33·6 days agoThe rapture probably already happened Nobody was chosen
minus-squareneidu3@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15·edit-26 days agoThat’s gonna be my go-to line from now on whenever someone uses hell as a threat.
minus-squareDorkyd68@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·5 days agoMy girlfriend got Raptured. God even took all her clothes and the cat. I just hope she’s waiting for me
The rapture probably already happened
Nobody was chosen
That’s gonna be my go-to line from now on whenever someone uses hell as a threat.
My girlfriend got Raptured. God even took all her clothes and the cat. I just hope she’s waiting for me
Grant Imahara.
Except DB Cooper.