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minus-squareDiplomjodler@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up89·2 days agoLet me guess: it’s banning vaccines.
minus-squareTollana1234567@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkarrow-up1·5 hours agobanning acetomeniphen, aka brand name tyelenol, and paracetomol in the EU and AUS.
minus-squareBakkoda@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·2 days agoShort Mallinckrodt stocks.
minus-squaremissfrizzle@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 days agoaugh but it’s the only pain reliever I’m allowed to take!
minus-squareWorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·10 hours agoNews just in: not feeling pain is now illegal.
minus-squareLucidlethargy@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up5arrow-down1·2 days agoIt’s okay, acetaminophen isn’t included. This is not a joke.
minus-squareMouselemming@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up9·2 days agoNah, it’s banning autism. Lock 'em up!
minus-squareColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 day agoNo. He’s going to enslave them all as farm laborers because we don’t have anyone left in the US to pick the crops.
Let me guess: it’s banning vaccines.
banning acetomeniphen, aka brand name tyelenol, and paracetomol in the EU and AUS.
surprise! it’s actually banning tylenol
Short Mallinckrodt stocks.
augh but it’s the only pain reliever I’m allowed to take!
News just in: not feeling pain is now illegal.
It’s okay, acetaminophen isn’t included. This is not a joke.
huh? it absolutely is
Nah, it’s banning autism. Lock 'em up!
No. He’s going to enslave them all as farm laborers because we don’t have anyone left in the US to pick the crops.