

How normal are we talking?
Like: “Happy New Year, dear. I cheated on you on Christmas with Sarah from Finance. How is your affair with Fyodor in Marketing going?”
“Oh, Fyodor is so last year. They fired him because he was too loyal to his husband. I went with Peter in Accounting. Here, he bought us cupcakes for our anniversary.”
I browsed the global feed for a few minutes every day and, if I saw something I like, I followed.
After a few weeks, I had a feed.
Now, most of my discovery is when someone I follow reposts.
If I ever get bored of my feed, I can always trawl global again.